I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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