i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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