i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
So gin and wine won't be happening again
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Congratulations! We have a period
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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