Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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