What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Randomize
