i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
jump out the window naked night went bad
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