pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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