I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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