This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Terrible idea I love it
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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