i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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