I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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