he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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