My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
operation have a gay friend backfired
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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