This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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