Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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