OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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