He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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