He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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