it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize