wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
wow bdsm is so cute
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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