I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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