I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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