I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
she peed on how many people?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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