i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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