So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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