You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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