i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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