Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Say something about gay babies.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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