at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
there's paper in my vomit.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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