Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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