love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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