is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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