My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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