Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i already hear my dad disowning me
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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