Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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