Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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