My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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