god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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