College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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