Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize
