sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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