This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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