Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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