Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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