You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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