I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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