operation have a gay friend backfired
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
