There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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