Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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