I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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