Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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