idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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