Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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