I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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